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You'll Have To Fuck Off By 9pm Ok, Personalised Mug, Funny Rude Offensive GiftFor the person who loves plans just not late ones. This personalised mug is a brutally honest nod to early nights, social batteries that expire fast, and the joy of being home before the news starts. Perfect for introverts, tired parents, former party people, or anyone who needs at least three hours to decompress in silence, this mug delivers dry humour with every sip. Add a name on the back to make the message personal, passive aggressive, and
For the person who loves plans… just not late ones. This personalised mug is a brutally honest nod to early nights, social batteries that expire fast, and the joy of being home before the news starts.
Perfect for introverts, tired parents, former party people, or anyone who needs at least three hours to decompress in silence, this mug delivers dry humour with every sip. Add a name on the back to make the message personal, passive-aggressive, and unmistakably clear.
Ideal for birthdays, Secret Santa, housewarmings, or gifting to the friend who absolutely means it when they say “I’ll come for one.”
Because bedtime is sacred and 9pm is generous.
11oz capacity.
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★★★★★ 3
Looks Nice But Destroyed by my Lab
Color: Checkers - Elephant (Gray), Size: Large, Color: Checkers - Elephant (Gray), Size: Large
A really cute little elephant. My lab loved it and carried it around for a week. Then the elephant began losing body parts. Both legs are gone now plus the big squeaker. Lab still likes the elephant and carries it around. Its loosing stuffing and the real question is what body part is next. Its nice but not tough.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Nice toy for Chewers!
Was chewed in a day or so, but she loved it.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 13, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Still in one piece and played with!
Color: Checkers - Dinos Bruto (Purple), Size: Mini
Very durable for my little King Charles Chewer. She's had it for a while now and all though the chewing phase has calmed down, she still can be somewhat rough with the toys. The little dino is standing firm. It was a battle she figured she couldn't win with Dino. Now he's a fetch/ tug o war toy that still gets a few nibbles.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 10, 2026
★★★★★ 4
DONT BUY THE ELEPHANT, ITS NO GOOD. but GR8 BRAND!
Color: Checkers - Elephant (Gray), Size: Large
The elephant toy had no trunk by the FIRST day! The elephant now looks like an angry Koala bear OR an angry trunk less elephant(whichever u want to say) I LOVE the donkey and dinosaur toys so I bought the elephant confidently, thinking I had nothing to worry about. I wouldn't have spent money on this knowing the trunk would be chewed off in a matter of minutes. My Bella usually chews but she has had her donkey and dinosaurs with the chew guard for MONTHS and there are NO TEARS OR RIPS even with her playing and chewing on them ROUGHLY all day. If you buy any of these type toys I DO highly recommend the donkey or dinosaurs ONLY. The elephant being chewed up in a matter of minutes really makes me angry that I ever spent the money on it. HAD I known it wouldn't be the high quality dog toy I'm used to from GoDog, I would've just bought a second donkey or dino! Now Bella doesn't get her new toy for the month (I try 2 buy her a new stuffed toy or 2 about 1 time a month whenever I have the extra money for it) I guess she will have to go without this month because I spent it on this now trunkless elephant/angry koala:( Whichever name you call it, it is now going to be trash.
UPDATE!
If you contact the GODOG company they will send one replacement toy for your pet! They also asked me my pet's size, breed and age in order to send the best possible toy! They sent Bella a snake that has held up Extremely WELL! It's great and so far is my favorite(and one of Bella's favorites) The snake has less sqeaky things in it so she doesn't have the drsire to tear it apart immediately to retrieve them by rippong it to shreds:) My updated rating is for the MANUFACTURER'S GREAT CUSTOMER SERVICE. The fact that they actually replaced it was good but the fact that they went that extra mile by researching the best toy match for my Bella was above and beyond! If you have a Godog toy that went bust right away, contact the manufacturer for a replacement. If you give them your dog's age, weight and breed they will even try to match your pets replacement toy with something that is better suited to your dog's chewing style. (Bella's style is destructive haha)
Good luck, ya'll!
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Reviewed in the United States on October 26, 2016
★★★★★ 5
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ FINALLY! A toy that can handle my furry demolition expert!
Flavor Name: Beef, Size: Large
Let me tell you about Moxie, my 97-pound Rottweiler who has made it her life's mission to destroy every single toy that dares enter our home. This girl has teeth that could probably open cans and jaws that make nutcrackers jealous. I've spent more money on "indestructible" dog toys than I care to admit, only to find sad little pieces scattered across my living room within hours.
BUT THEN... enter the Tikaton Indestructible Dog Chew Toy! 🎉
I'll be honest - I bought this with zero expectations. Just another victim for Moxie's reign of terror, right? WRONG! This bone has been in our house for THREE MONTHS and it's still going strong! Sure, Moxie has made some progress (she's persistent, I'll give her that), but this thing is holding up like a champ against her industrial-strength chompers.
The best part? Moxie is absolutely OBSESSED. She carries this bone around like it's her precious treasure, gnawing away contentedly for hours. It's given my furniture, shoes, and sanity a much-needed break!
Pros:
Actually lives up to the "indestructible" claim (mostly!)
Keeps my destruction-loving pup busy for hours
Great value - lasting months instead of minutes
No weird smell or toxic materials
Cons:
Nothing is truly indestructible when facing Hurricane Moxie, but this comes pretty darn close!
Fellow owners of canine wrecking balls - THIS IS THE ONE! Your wallet and your home will thank you.
Update: Month 4 and still chewing! Moxie approves this message with enthusiastic tail wags.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2025