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Middle of Nowhere TeeYall leave me alone. I'm gonna go for a walk! See you never! Sound familiar? We've been there. Enjoy West Virginia! The middle of fucking nowhere! Get away from em all! Super soft, like your favorite vintage tee Hand printed in Appalachia, West Virginia WRAP Certified + sweatshop free 52% Cotton 48% Polyester Available in unisex sizes S 3XL Emma is 5'5 and is wearing a SMALL Rachel is 5'8 and is wearing a MEDIUM
‘Yall leave me alone. I'm gonna go for a walk! See you never!’ Sound familiar? We've been there. Enjoy West Virginia! The middle of fucking nowhere! Get away from em all!
- Super soft, like your favorite vintage tee
- Hand-printed in Appalachia, West Virginia
- WRAP Certified + sweatshop free
- 52% Cotton / 48% Polyester
- Available in unisex sizes S-3XL
Emma is 5'5 and is wearing a SMALL
Rachel is 5'8 and is wearing a MEDIUM
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4.8 ★★★★★
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★★★★★ 1
“Indestructible”? Not even close.
Color: Carrot Orange, Color: Carrot Orange
I bought this because it was advertised for large aggressive chewers and claimed to be indestructible. Unfortunately, that couldn’t be further from the truth.
My dog destroyed this toy in about two minutes. Seriously. It took me longer to get it out of the Amazon packaging and the manufacturer’s box than it did for my dog to rip it open. Once he got going, the seams popped and stuffing was everywhere.
Then I got the joy of cleaning up the mess, which took longer than the toy lasted.
If your dog is actually a strong chewer, this toy probably won’t survive very long. I wish I could recommend it, but honestly it just didn’t hold up at all.
Save your money and keep looking
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Reviewed in the United States on March 12, 2026
★★★★★ 5
UPDATE TO MY REVIEW / It's NOT indestructible!
Color: Carrot Orange
UPDATE: I stand by my review for the original "Plush Toy". BUT ... the seller contacted me and offered to help, because they don't want their customers to be unhappy with their products. I described the problem, and they said they'd contact their supplier to correct things. AND ... they offered to send another dog toy that actually was indestructible.
My dog, a Border Collie - Retriever mix, loved the replacement they sent, an Orange Peanut. (He even took it to bed the first night.) This was much appreciated. But what I most appreciated was their Customer Service and Care. They don't just say they want their customers to be happy, they actually demonstrate it by their actions. This type of care is rare these days, and I commend them for it.
Notice I've changed my rating from 1-star to 5-stars, this is in recognition of their Customer Service. To me, this type of care is more important than any product.
So I now fully endorse this seller. If you have an issue with a product, just contact them (through Amazon), and they will do their utmost to make things right, and to make sure you're happy.
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I bought this because it was described as "Dog Plush Toy for Large Aggressive Chewers, Indestructible Dog Squeaky Toy" (from their listing on Amazon). My dog is a Golden Retriever mix, and he's only a "medium size aggressive chewer". And yet, this toy lasted 10 minutes at the most.
Very disappointing ... save yourself a "dog toy heartbreak".
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Reviewed in the United States on March 19, 2023
★★★★★ 3
Not indestructible however not terrible.
Color: Shocking Pink
Not indestructible however not terrible. My strong chewer had quickly devoured the plush stomach and eaten the squeaker. But the rope parts and rough face pieces are holding up well. Not a disaster.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 19, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Good toy but not indestructible
Color: Royal Blue
The toy is nice, but my dog killed it in about 30 minutes. The only reason I didn’t give it five stars is because it says indestructible Toy in the description. Other than that it is a nice chew toy.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 6, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Dog loves it. So 5 starts
Color: Carrot Orange
A great value toy that is very hard to destroy. Our dog usually runs through softer toys and this one has lasted a long time. Its not chewable like a plushy but harder fabric that doesn't rip apart. The dogs are having a blast with it. And so are we. The colors fit the description.
The size was idk 2ft ish. It met all expectations. I wouldn't expect to need more than one of them unless your dog is a super destroyer.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 27, 2025