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ASTROLOGY N SHIT - T SHIRT

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ASTROLOGY N SHIT - T SHIRTwhen your friends are talking about mercury coming out of retrograde and that because they are a Scorpio moon rising, the stars are telling them to move to Mongolia and become a monk, so you just stand there like :) Hand embroidered t shirt Available in XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL Ethically sourced & manufactured with safe, humane & lawful restrictions 100% Cotton Wash at 40C. Iron inside out on medium heat. Do not tumble dry. Do not bleach. Do not dry

when your friends are talking about mercury coming out of retrograde and that because they are a Scorpio moon rising, the stars are telling them to move to Mongolia and become a monk, so you just stand there like :)
    • Hand embroidered t shirt
    • Available in XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL
    • Ethically sourced & manufactured with safe, humane & lawful restrictions
    • 100% Cotton
    • Wash at 40°C. Iron inside out on medium heat. Do not tumble dry. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean. Do not dry clean. 
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