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Gender Fluid Johnnie wearable massager Harness – Rechargeable, Discreet, Intimate Wellness Accessory – Quiet, Rechargeable, Waterproof, Couples & Solo Use, Discreet Intimate Wellness Accessory

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Gender Fluid Johnnie wearable massager Harness – Rechargeable, Discreet, Intimate Wellness Accessory – Quiet, Rechargeable, Waterproof, Couples & Solo Use, Discreet Intimate Wellness AccessoryForget tradition, forget stereotypes, forget stigma. Come out and play! The reality of, and just one of the many, many great things about intimacy is that it can be anything you want it to be. That bit of wisdom holds particularly true when it comes to wearable massager intimacy. Speaking of, Gender Fluid's Johnnie wearable massager Harness is here to make your and your partner's wearable massager dreams come true. Pun 100% intended. One of the most

Forget tradition, forget stereotypes, forget stigma. Come out and play! The reality of, and just one of the many, many great things about intimacy is that it can be anything you want it to be. That bit of wisdom holds particularly true when it comes to wearable massager intimacy. Speaking of, Gender Fluid's Johnnie wearable massager Harness is here to make your and your partner's wearable massager dreams come true. Pun 100% intended.

One of the most simple, plug n' play (so to speak) wearable massager systems we've seen, Johnnie comes to you and yours ready to go. It's almost fully assembled right out of the package - minus the personal massager or penetrator you'll be using - there's one simple waist band buckle to secure. Then, all you or they will need to do it step in and adjust the fit by tightening or loosening the straps through sturdy buckles. Hopefully, it goes without saying that Johnnie is crotchless. This harness was made to fit anyone and any body.

Speaking of penetrators, Johnnie features an fixed 1.75"/4.4cm O-ring set dead-center on the super-soft poly harness. It's nice and stretchy, and will hook up with most flare-based dildos, vibes, plugs or otherwise. Behind the O-ring, an equally soft panel cushions your or their skin against the base of a chosen novelty item. The pictured personal massager is not included.

Hand wash in cold water. Fits 19-64"/48.3-162.6cm hips and 19-31"/48.3-7807cm thighs

Discover discreet, personal wellness accessories designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use.

Experience discreet, premium-quality personal wellness designed for comfort and relaxation. Perfect for couples or solo use. This quiet, rechargeable massager is waterproof and easy to clean. Enhance your intimate wellness routine with confidence and privacy.
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