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Masturbating Midget-Man Wind-Up DollWinner of 2014 XBIZ Award for Adult Game Bachelorette Product of the Year! Big things come in small packages, and Masturbating Midget Man is no exception! Wind him up and watch this pint sized player beat his massive manhood! This shrimpy stroker is stocky, cocky, and ready to party all night long! He's locked, cocked and always loaded, wind him up and watch him beat his meat! Masturbating Midge makes the perfect gag gift for any occassion! 4. 25" Tall
Winner of 2014 XBIZ Award for Adult Game/Bachelorette Product of the Year! Big things come in small packages, and Masturbating Midget Man is no exception! Wind him up and watch this pint-sized player beat his massive manhood! This shrimpy stroker is stocky, cocky, and ready to party all night long! He's locked, cocked and always loaded, wind him up and watch him beat his meat! Masturbating Midge makes the perfect gag gift for any occassion! • 4.25" TallShipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
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★★★★★ 5
Long lasting
Keeps the mouth moisturized even an hour after use. No sugar, better for overall oral health.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great product!
I get a dry cough from occasional acid reflux and these lozenges have really helped manage a flare up. They really do the job. These are not cough drops per se, but they seem to coat the throat and help keep coughing spells at bay.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2026
★★★★★ 4
I use at night,
I use at nite as needed it does work. I also drink lots of water and Gatorade.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Tastes great
Works for dry mouth and good taste
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Very helpful for Sjögren’s dry mouth.
Living with Sjögren’s, dry mouth is something I deal with every day, and these lozenges have been very helpful for comfort. They dissolve slowly and help my mouth feel more moisturized and less uncomfortable, especially during long days or when I’m talking a lot.
They’re easy to use, have a pleasant taste, and are convenient to carry with me. I like having them as part of my daily routine to help manage dryness and feel more comfortable.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 19, 2026