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Where's Dildo?Swish Embassy Signature Tee Strutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees. Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isnt your average,

Swish Embassy Signature Tee

Strutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees. Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms.

This isn’t your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We’re all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning, no matter how you express your unique self.

All-Gender Fit: The Signature Tee is designed to fit everyone. For those seeking a more fitted look, we recommend ordering one size down. This applies especially if you’re used to more tailored styles, regardless of gender identity.

Tee Specs:

• Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants).
• Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
• Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester.
• Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix.
• Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend.
• Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
• Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape.
• Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder.
• Masterfully Side-Seamed.
• Swish Embassy Branding on the Yoke.

It’s not just a t-shirt; it’s a conversation piece.