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The Inappropriate Baby Book: Gross and Embarrassing Memories from Baby's First Year [With Envelope on Last Page]Any parent who's been through the rigors of an infant invasion knows that the real poop, er, scoop, rarely gets recorded in those precious little keepsake books. After all, those books don't cover all the really gross and fascinating stuff that makes parents laugh, scream, and scratch their heads. The Inappropriate Baby Book, however, has the good stuff covered. A real baby book for real parents, The Inappropriate Baby Book offers a unique and
Any parent who's been through the rigors of an infant invasion knows that the real poop, er, scoop, rarely gets recorded in those precious little keepsake books. After all, those books don't cover all the really gross and fascinating stuff that makes parents laugh, scream, and scratch their heads. The Inappropriate Baby Book, however, has the good stuff covered. A real baby book for real parents, The Inappropriate Baby Book offers a unique and hysterical way to commemorate those decidedly non-Kodak moments that compose the better part of the newborn experience. Herein, you'll find room to record such facts as: You were introduced to a rectal thermometer on this day: _______.The first person you peed on was _______.Your mom was embarrassed by breast leakage in the following places: _________.Your first poop happened on this day: _______, and was this color: _________.Now, that's the kind of information that should not be lost to posterity Sure, babies are cute, but they are also stinky, sticky, soggy, and otherwise inappropriate. So don't sugarcoat the story-let The Inappropriate Baby Book help you tell it like it really is.The book includes an envelope affixed to the last page so that an inappropriate memento can be saved forever. (Or at least until the little angel's prom nightBinding Type: Hardcover
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: 09/02/2002
ISBN: 9780740727238
Pages: 32
Weight: 0.48lbs
Size: 7.28h x 7.26w x 0.39d
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Just what I was looking for to slow my large dog while eating
Size: 1 Pack, Style: Pawbler, Size: 1 Pack, Style: Pawbler
I needed something for my 50-pound dog to slow down her eating. The usual slow-feeder bowls and mats weren't really slowing her down much and I wanted her to have to think a little bit. She's not smart enough for puzzles though. So I got this kibble dispensing toy. My dog is not a chewer so I don't have to worry about her destroying it.
LOVE: holds a little more than a cup of kibble, dispenses different sized kibbles, heavy weight so it wobbled around a lot without going too far away, QUIET- I couldn't bear the noise of hard plastic dispensers clacking around and this one is very quiet on our hardwood floors, kept the dog busy for at least 20 minutes. It's really all I was hoping it would be. And, well, as you can see in the video, the cat is happy about it too...
As with all of these dispensers, there will be a couple of kibbles left inside that are hard to get out. But that gave my dog something to do overnight. She spent a long time getting that last kibble out. The slight scent they add to the natural rubber is not a problem at all. This dispenser is absolutely worth the money, it's going to last us a very, very long time.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 17, 2025
★★★★★ 5
People are doin it wrong
Size: 1 Pack, Style: Cone
Cheap and durable and huge. The bad reviews are from people who aren’t using it right. Step 1) plug hole with a smear of peanut butter. 2) put a low calorie but appetizing mix of whatever you want: yogurt, pate, pumpkin puree, blended with frozen veggies on the walls 3) freeze cone for 30 mins. Hole will be sufficiently plugged to add liquid. 4) fill the rest with water or bone broth and freeze overnight to make it a changing ice block.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Perfect Teething Toy for Puppies!
Color: Pacifier, Size: Small
My puppy absolutely loves this Nylabone Puppy Pacifier Chew Toy! The bacon flavor immediately caught his attention, and it has quickly become his favorite toy. It’s the perfect size for small puppies and easy for little mouths to carry around and chew on.
The material is soft enough for teething but still durable enough to hold up to daily chewing. It has really helped redirect my puppy from chewing on furniture and shoes, and it seems to soothe his gums while he’s teething. I also like that it keeps him entertained for long periods of time.
Great quality, puppy-approved, and definitely worth buying for any small dog owner!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026
★★★★★ 5
My dogs love these
Color: Pacifier, Size: Small, Color: Pacifier, Size: Small
These are my dogs favorite toys and they keep them entertained for hours. Yes they are able to chew them down to small pieces but they are sturdy enough where they won't swallow them. I have miniature dachshunds so small dogs.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great chew toy for my dog!
Color: Pacifier, Size: Small
My dog loves his Pacifier! It is pretty durable, odorless, easy for him to use and carry around from room to room! He loves to play with it!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2026