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Gingham? I Barely Know ’Em! (Little Shorts)

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Gingham? I Barely Know ’Em! (Little Shorts)Swish Embassy Slutty Little Shorts Short shorts. Long story. The Swish Embassy Slutty Little Shorts are our retro cut beach shorts with a loose, breezy fit and a gloriously abbreviated length. Theyre made for pool decks, beach days, resort trouble, Pride weekends, and anyone who believes shorts should show up, show thigh, and then get out of the way. These are intentionally very short, with an approximately 3" inseam for a true high thigh short short

Swish Embassy Slutty Little Shorts

Short shorts. Long story.

The Swish Embassy Slutty Little Shorts are our retro-cut beach shorts with a loose, breezy fit and a gloriously abbreviated length. They’re made for pool decks, beach days, resort trouble, Pride weekends, and anyone who believes shorts should show up, show thigh, and then get out of the way.

These are intentionally very short, with an approximately 3" inseam for a true high-thigh short-short fit. Think vintage athletic energy, beachside chaos, and just enough coverage to keep things technically civilized.

The fit is relaxed through the body, so they feel loose and easy instead of clingy. Wear them over swim briefs, pair them with a tank, or let a jockstrap do a little tasteful supporting work underneath. We’re not here to judge. We’re here to accessorize the lifestyle.

Why You’ll Love Them

  • Approx. 3" inseam for a true high-thigh short-short fit
  • Super short retro cut with a vintage beachwear silhouette
  • Loose, relaxed fit that keeps them breezy instead of clingy
  • Lightweight fabric for beach days, pool hangs, festivals, vacations, and lounging dramatically
  • Great for showing leg while still feeling like an easy beach short
  • Made on demand to reduce waste and keep things special

Product Details

  • Fabric: 95% polyester, 5% spandex
  • Fabric weight: 130 g/m²
  • Fit: Regular fit with a loose, relaxed feel
  • Style: Super short beach shorts
  • Inseam: Approximately 3"
  • Fabric note: Listed by the manufacturer as nonelastic
  • Thread color: Black or white, automatically selected based on the design

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold with similar colors
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry clean

Please note: Each pair is made on demand. Slight differences between the finished product and the mockup may occur, including small variations in color, print placement, and positioning.

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Jeanelle
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★★★★★ 5
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These are great and last forever. My little guys are super chewers and have had these for months. Great buy!!
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Cute, Durable, and Keeps Them Busy for Hours
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My girls are mild chewers, and these ocean-themed toys keep them entertained for hours. They absolutely love chewing on them, and the starfish, shell, and lobster designs are adorable while still being very functional. The fun shapes really hold their interest and help satisfy natural chewing instincts, which is great for keeping them busy without getting bored quickly. I’m also impressed with how well they’ve held up over time. Even with regular use, the material remains durable, easy to clean, and long-lasting. They’re made from food-grade nylon, feel safe, and encourage healthy chewing habits. Overall, these are a fantastic choice for mild to moderate chewers and a solid, long-lasting toy my girls truly love
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★★★★★ 4
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These have lasted my dogs way longer than I thought. My dogs chew on them probably a few times a week, they rotate which ones they use. The only reason I am not giving 5 stars is because they are small. I think Large Chew toy, I think a Large Chew Toy. These are better fitted for Medium to Small Sized Dogs.
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Jeffrey Croney
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
Great for my chewer
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Pretty good dog toys for my Stafford puppy.She chews on everything.These toys are made well,there keeping her busy for hours
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Durable for the aggressive chewer.
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My dogs love this product. One of them is a really aggressive chewer. She will chew on this for over an hour at a time. They are very durable and I don't have to worry about them breaking off large chunks and swallowing them.
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