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The D Inappropriate 3D Dick Card (Color Variation: White)The D AKA that big black veiny MFer This very adult 3D greeting card will have anyone gasping for air when The D makes its royal f**king entrance. The outside of this hugely inappropriate pop up card features a very considerate warning that says Enter At Own Risk. As this card is opened with glee, the biggest, blackest, and veiniest behemoth of a penis will sucker punch the unsuspecting heir of this 3D dick. And yes, this is a human dick. No, they
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★★★★★ 1
Some of the components are plastic
This is not a heavy duty application what so ever . One of the flanges broke . We do not recommend this product
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Reviewed in the United States on July 5, 2024
★★★★★ 2
Quality control lacking
One tee conector was missing. Nothing avaliable locally that fits.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 13, 2025
★★★★★ 1
It doesn’t stay in
The pipe keeps coming out. Not worth the money. Not sturdy to hold a top table.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 20, 2024
★★★★★ 2
Good finish, poor hardware.
Set screws are poor quality and are sometimes powdercoated on the exposed threads. Leads to striped hex sockets and inability to tighten properly.
Durable finish as evidenced by no visible damage after throwing parts across the shop in frustration.
Ended up running self tapping screws thru parts to complete assembly.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2024
★★★★★ 1
Kinda flimsy…
Thought the assembly was metal, it’s some kind of PVC.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 22, 2025