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Shut OutThe battle of the sexes is on. Most high school sports teams have rivalries with other schools. At Hamilton High, it's a civil war: the football team versus the soccer team. And for her part, Lissa is sick of it. Her quarterback boyfriend, Randy, is always ditching her to go pick a fight with the soccer team or to prank their locker room. And on three separate occasions Randy's car has been egged while he and Lissa were inside, making out. She is done
The battle of the sexes is on.Most high school sports teams have rivalries with other schools. At Hamilton High, it's a civil war: the football team versus the soccer team. And for her part, Lissa is sick of it. Her quarterback boyfriend, Randy, is always ditching her to go pick a fight with the soccer team or to prank their locker room. And on three separate occasions Randy's car has been egged while he and Lissa were inside, making out. She is done competing with a bunch of sweaty boys for her own boyfriend's attention. Lissa decides to end the rivalry once and for all: She and the other players' girlfriends go on a hookup strike. The boys won't get any action from them until the football and soccer teams make peace. What they don't count on is a new sort of rivalry: an impossible girls-against-boys showdown that hinges on who will cave to their libidos first. And Lissa never sees her own sexual tension with the leader of the boys, Cash Sterling, coming.
Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Poppy Books
Published: 11/06/2012
ISBN: 9780316175555
Pages: 288
Weight: 0.55lbs
Size: 8.10h x 5.40w x 0.90d
Accelerated Reader Quiz #/Name: 146508 / Shut Out
Reading Level: 4.4 / Interest Level: Upper Grade / Point Value: 10
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★★★★★ 5
Great for a Ralph Wiggum fan!
Format: Hardcover
Bought this for a friend for his bday and he loved it. Huge Simpson's fan,favorite character is Ralph, loved how the book was filled with random facts and weird thoughts.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 28, 2020
★★★★★ 5
Funny and unexpected
Format: Hardcover
I bought this book for my girlfriend who is a big Ralph Wiggum fan. When it arrived, I was shocked to see what a thorough exploration of the character it was. I'm not saying it's all canon in terms of the show, as i saw some complaints that there was stuff in this book that wouldn't make sense to the Ralph character (such as his love for Lisa) due to them "breaking up" in a past episode, but come on, that's a hogwash complaint. The whole point of this book is to entertain, and it does so in spades, so it comes highly recommended. And this is coming from a huge 'The Simpsons' fan himself.
Oh, and by the way, my girlfriend loved it, too.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 14, 2014
★★★★★ 5
amazing
Format: Hardcover
i purchased this for my son when he turned 13. He loves the quotes and the book. We both have gotten countless laughs from it. Definitely an excellent purchase.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 30, 2021
★★★★★ 5
my 12yo has not enjoyed a book so much in years
Format: Hardcover
this book is smaller than I thought it would be but it was so jam packed full of information ,my 12yo has not enjoyed a book so much in years , we had to tag team reading it to him as he did not want to stop , it was so funny as well
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Reviewed in the United States on June 19, 2016
★★★★★ 5
Fun advise
Format: Hardcover
Great advise. My son has been a Simpsons fan since the Butterfinger commercials. A no brainer for a father's day gift.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 19, 2020
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